Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 322
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Issue 322
Are You Staying at “Clyde’s Rustic Farmhouse Escape” AirBnB or Trapped in an Escape Room?
by JUSTINE COTTER
There are old portraits of someone else’s family hanging on the walls. 2. The kitchen looks fully functional, but none of the appliances actually work. 3. You find a key hidden inside a fake rock. And more!
In Order to Appease Everyone in Our Community, We Decided to Rename Our School to ‘Robert E. Lee Was Bad High School’
by PETER CLARK-DEUTSCH
Our superintendent is more than pleased with our decision, stating that our school’s new name will make it perfectly clear that any discrimination in the halls of Robert E. Lee Was Bad is bad. We hope that the community also recognizes that absolutely no hate or prejudice at Robert E. Lee Was Bad is good. It’s bad.
How to Write Brfly
by ELI BURNSTEIN
People think writing brfly is hard, but it’s really quite simpl. You just have to take a few lettrs out here and thr—sometimes even entire altogether.
We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and We’re Really, Really Old Now
by GRACIE BEAVER-KAIRIS
We’re opening with our hit about getting stoned and shredding a halfpipe. Even though he hasn’t been able to skateboard since his knee replacement, Brett is actually a little stoned right now from his THC-infused arthritis cream.
Donkey Kong’s Daily Planner
by KIT LIVELY
11:45 PM- Meet up with Mario in the world of Grand Theft Auto for our monthly night of meth and hookers.
#MealAMusician
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Jackson Hash Brownes !? It’s #MealAMusician on this week’s trending joke game! Here are some of the best! Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.
Cartoons by
Todd Condron, Amanda Chung & Vincent Coca, Lars Kenseth.
Issue 322
Are You Staying at “Clyde’s Rustic Farmhouse Escape” AirBnB or Trapped in an Escape Room?
by JUSTINE COTTER
There are old portraits of someone else’s family hanging on the walls. 2. The kitchen looks fully functional, but none of the appliances actually work. 3. You find a key hidden inside a fake rock. And more!
In Order to Appease Everyone in Our Community, We Decided to Rename Our School to ‘Robert E. Lee Was Bad High School’
by PETER CLARK-DEUTSCH
Our superintendent is more than pleased with our decision, stating that our school’s new name will make it perfectly clear that any discrimination in the halls of Robert E. Lee Was Bad is bad. We hope that the community also recognizes that absolutely no hate or prejudice at Robert E. Lee Was Bad is good. It’s bad.
How to Write Brfly
by ELI BURNSTEIN
People think writing brfly is hard, but it’s really quite simpl. You just have to take a few lettrs out here and thr—sometimes even entire altogether.
We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and We’re Really, Really Old Now
by GRACIE BEAVER-KAIRIS
We’re opening with our hit about getting stoned and shredding a halfpipe. Even though he hasn’t been able to skateboard since his knee replacement, Brett is actually a little stoned right now from his THC-infused arthritis cream.
Donkey Kong’s Daily Planner
by KIT LIVELY
11:45 PM- Meet up with Mario in the world of Grand Theft Auto for our monthly night of meth and hookers.
#MealAMusician
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Jackson Hash Brownes !? It’s #MealAMusician on this week’s trending joke game! Here are some of the best! Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.
Cartoons by
Todd Condron, Amanda Chung & Vincent Coca, Lars Kenseth.