Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 324
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Issue 324
How Americans Drank Water Before The Stanley Cup: A Timeline Across Decades
by ELLEN HARROLD
1960s: Americans too busy smoking cigarettes to drink water. Think about it– unless you had two mouths, you couldn’t do both at the same time.
News Briefs: God Seriously Considering Starting Over Again With Human Race
by KIT LIVELY and DON HOLLEY
PLUS: Velcro Feeling Like It Being Taken For Granted , Superhero Action Figure Not A Bathtub Toy, But Rather A Bathtub Collectible, Fast Food Meal Purchased To Save Time Puts Man In Bathroom For Several Hours
#Live Tweeting the Wait Line for Slinky Dog Roller Coaster
by DAN FIORELLA
Things are moving now! We just moved up 5 places! Oh, wait, it seems a family ahead of us passed out and are being removed from the line. Still, we’re moving up!
Rude Celebrity Encounters
by CHRIS MANSON
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. He was so rude when he walked into his mansion the night I broke in and passed out on the living room couch. Hey, I was drunk, you know?
6 Bosses You Need to Defeat to Get into a Manhattan Rooftop Bar
by ERIN MCLAUGHLIN
The Coat Man: When I made it up the glass stairs and saw The Coat Man glaring at my attire, I thought that I had accidentally peed myself. I soon realized that his look of disgust aimed at my lower half was because I had dared to wear jeans to this outing.
#FrostyFantasy
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
StarSleet Academy, Excaliburrrrrrrrrgh!, The Blizzard of Oz, and more #FrostyFantasy on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Andy Anderson & Rusty Ruble, Michael Shaw, Peter Kuper.
Issue 324
How Americans Drank Water Before The Stanley Cup: A Timeline Across Decades
by ELLEN HARROLD
1960s: Americans too busy smoking cigarettes to drink water. Think about it– unless you had two mouths, you couldn’t do both at the same time.
News Briefs: God Seriously Considering Starting Over Again With Human Race
by KIT LIVELY and DON HOLLEY
PLUS: Velcro Feeling Like It Being Taken For Granted , Superhero Action Figure Not A Bathtub Toy, But Rather A Bathtub Collectible, Fast Food Meal Purchased To Save Time Puts Man In Bathroom For Several Hours
#Live Tweeting the Wait Line for Slinky Dog Roller Coaster
by DAN FIORELLA
Things are moving now! We just moved up 5 places! Oh, wait, it seems a family ahead of us passed out and are being removed from the line. Still, we’re moving up!
Rude Celebrity Encounters
by CHRIS MANSON
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. He was so rude when he walked into his mansion the night I broke in and passed out on the living room couch. Hey, I was drunk, you know?
6 Bosses You Need to Defeat to Get into a Manhattan Rooftop Bar
by ERIN MCLAUGHLIN
The Coat Man: When I made it up the glass stairs and saw The Coat Man glaring at my attire, I thought that I had accidentally peed myself. I soon realized that his look of disgust aimed at my lower half was because I had dared to wear jeans to this outing.
#FrostyFantasy
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
StarSleet Academy, Excaliburrrrrrrrrgh!, The Blizzard of Oz, and more #FrostyFantasy on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Andy Anderson & Rusty Ruble, Michael Shaw, Peter Kuper.